To: NJ Taxpayers

Red Bank school district has been awarded $4,000,000.00 of your tax dollars to indoctrinate 348 babies between 3 and 4 years old. No big deal, it only amounts to $11,494.25 per child.

A Princeton computer will make sure all the babies are homogenized by their individual demographics and assigned to appropriate classrooms scattered around Red Bank.          

Perhaps it would serve the interests of the teachers union better if we would just give them our kids a couple days after they are born and they could return them at age 18. Then they would then be fully equipped with lots of self-esteem and socialized with all kinds of diversity and sex education.

This program will fulfill the educational goals of the National Education Association by creating a nation of wealthy teachers and stupid tax payers.

Barry Caulfield
Fair Haven, NJ  

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Allan Dean

Allan Dean is editor, publisher, and founder of the Atlantic Highlands Herald. Published since 1999 and selected in 2000 by the Borough of Atlantic Highlands as one of their official newspapers, making...