Mental note: It's not to give a guy you've met only through an online dating service $25k in a month: http://cbsloc.al/K2LSQK

If you need to rob a liquor store 3 times, don't rob the same one...in two days (crying mugshot included): http://bit.ly/MVyD4l

Hoax causes panic in an Alaskan town.  Oh, and the hoax was a Taco Bell was going to open there: http://lat.ms/KKqlaC

Awkward Star Wars Family Potraits: http://bit.ly/KQ71yT

Simpsons did it first, but grease thieves really are becoming a problem: http://bit.ly/KD4ROA

Thanks for the birthday wishes...and 10 more things to never, ever say on Facebook: http://bit.ly/MiQLE5

Tablets and smart phones are turning your Nintendo DS into a Gameboy: http://bit.ly/KnujFR

The most worthless site on the internet...but...I...can't...stop...playing...with...it: http://www.pointerpointer.com/

Just becuase you need to see a video of what a cracked egg looks like 60 feet under water: http://youtu.be/wXCDeqjWuDg

How to make your own Fruit Roll Ups: http://bit.ly/q9VCs0

25 things you'll never eat again.  And before you ask, I've had 12: http://bit.ly/NsL20A

Wu-Tang's GZA And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Collaborating On Rap Album About The Cosmos. No, Really: http://bit.ly/L4FOGP

So Virgin Mobile is going to offer the iPhone at the end of the month...with a $30/month plan: http://bit.ly/McxL7A

Nokia lays off 10k workers & is in big financial trouble.  It's OK, they're going to use Microsoft's Windows Phone: http://bbc.in/NA5ooX

The New MacBook Pro: Unfixable, Unhackable, Untenable: http://bit.ly/Nn5sJU