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IMAGE Middletown Library - November 2014 – New Events for Adults and Teens
Friday, 24 October 2014
MIDDLETOWN, NJ - Middletown Township Public Library, 55 New Monmouth Road, Middletown NJ, will host the following events for adults and teens... Read More...
2nd Annual Wine Tasting Benefit for Red Bank Library
Friday, 24 October 2014
RED BANK, NJ - The Foundation for the Red Bank Public Library is holding its 2nd annual wine tasting benefit on November 11, 2014 from 7:00 pm... Read More...
Sermon: The Promise
Friday, 24 October 2014
ATLANTIC  HIGHLANDS ---The Rev. Paul F. Rack will preach on placing our trust in the fulfillment of God's promise of redemption, equality... Read More...
IMAGE Keansburg Hosts Zombies & Comic Character Walk
Friday, 24 October 2014
Saturday, November 1 starting at 5 p.m. KEANSBURG, NJ - Everyone is invited to dress up and join the Halloween fun including two haunted houses. The... Read More...
Monmouth County Chamber Spooky Halloween Business Networking Party
Friday, 24 October 2014
Belford, NJ - Join the Monmouth County Chamber of Commerce for its Annual Halloween Party on Wednesday, October 29, from 6pm to 8pm at the Kedz... Read More...

Columns

IMAGE Remembering Hans Holzer’s Paranormal Investigations in NJ (Part II)
by Dennis
Friday, 24 October 2014
As was revealed in the previous article, the late Dr. Hans Holzer, famed pioneer of psychical research, helped put Port Monmouth’s Spy House on the... Read More...
IMAGE The Fountain of Youth
by Anne Mikolay
Thursday, 23 October 2014
On October 20th, actress Renee Zellweger arrived at the 2014 Elle Women in Hollywood awards with a new face. As a result of very obvious plastic... Read More...
IMAGE Review - The Skeleton Twins
by David Prown
Sunday, 19 October 2014
Recently a good friend shared that she was very amped up to see the new movie "The Skeleton Twins" playing at the Bow Tie in Red Bank. She is a big... Read More...
IMAGE Halloween Special Feature: Remembering Hans Holzer’s Paranormal Investigations in NJ (Part I)
by Dennis
Sunday, 19 October 2014
When it came to ghosts, ghouls, and stories from beyond the grave, few spoke as authoritatively as the late Dr. Hans Holzer. The Austrian-born... Read More...
IMAGE Who Put a Silver Bracelet on a Bird?
by Joe Reynolds
Saturday, 18 October 2014
As autumn progresses around New York Harbor (including the lower reaches of Sandy Hook Bay and Raritan Bay), royalty has returned to our sandy... Read More...

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Baby Story Time Ages 10 – 24 months
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Toddler Story Time Ages 2 & 3

anne_mikolay_120On a recent visit to Pennsylvania, a local farmer struck up a conversation with me.

“I hunt squirrels and groundhogs bigger than that!” The farmer said, pointing to my four pound chihuahua.

Huh?

He had my attention, not because of his comment about my dog, but because I had never heard of anybody hunting squirrel other than Jed Clampett .

“You actually hunt squirrel?” I asked the farmer.

“Oh, yes, indeed!” He said, and happily described his hunting prowess.

Hunting squirrel and groundhog, I learned, is legal in parts of Pennsylvania, where schools close on hunting days, and each hunter is permitted to kill an assigned number of critters per day. The farmer explained how to skin and clean a squirrel in preparation for squirrel stew, and was rather amused by my claim that a city girl like me would never dream of eating the furry creatures that scamper through the backyard.

“Domestic squirrels,” my country friend pointed out, are different than the squirrels hunted in the wild, though both probably taste the same (like greasy chicken), he said.

I wouldn't know about that, nor do I want to.

When I was a little girl, my father often urged me to press my ear against a tree trunk, and listen to the chattering of the squirrels within. It wasn't until I was a bit older that my father revealed he had made the animal sounds to amuse me. His ruse worked; I've been intrigued by squirrels ever since. I enjoy their tail-twitching antics, and regularly feed them peanuts and corn – but not because I am fattening them up for hunting season.

While my husband might be pleased to know that Mr. Groundhog, his long-time backyard nemesis, can be legally exterminated in Pennsylvania, I can't imagine tossing Punxsutawney Phil into my crock pot. Serving woodchuck stew to my kids who used to make groundhog stick puppets every February 2nd seems downright insensitive to me. With all due respect to the residents of the beautiful state of Pennsylvania, only “groundhog cupcakes” will appear on my dinner table this Groundhog Day.

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Here, courtesy of www.family.fun.com, is a recipe for a Groundhog's Day treat I doubt will taste like greasy chicken.

 

Ingredients

  • Baked cupcake
  • Almond Joy candy
  • White frosting
  • White jelly beans
  • Black decorators' gel
  • Watermelon slice candy
  • Brown M&M's Minis
  • Chocolate cookie
  1. Remove a piece of cake the width of an Almond Joy candy from the center of a baked cupcake. Set the candy upright in the hole, then spread a layer of white frosting on the cupcake.
  2. For the groundhog's eyes, trim the ends from a white jelly bean, stick them in place with frosting, then dot them with black decorators' gel. Add a tiny triangle cut from a watermelon slice candy for a nose, brown M&M's Minis for ears and cheeks, and a tiny rectangular piece of white jelly bean for teeth. Sprinkle chocolate cookie crumbs around the partially emerged groundhog, and he's ready to greet his fans.