Tell your friends

 This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
(732) 872-1957

AHH 24-Hr. News

IMAGE Middletown Library - November 2014 – New Events for Adults and Teens
Friday, 24 October 2014
MIDDLETOWN, NJ - Middletown Township Public Library, 55 New Monmouth Road, Middletown NJ, will host the following events for adults and teens... Read More...
2nd Annual Wine Tasting Benefit for Red Bank Library
Friday, 24 October 2014
RED BANK, NJ - The Foundation for the Red Bank Public Library is holding its 2nd annual wine tasting benefit on November 11, 2014 from 7:00 pm... Read More...
Sermon: The Promise
Friday, 24 October 2014
ATLANTIC  HIGHLANDS ---The Rev. Paul F. Rack will preach on placing our trust in the fulfillment of God's promise of redemption, equality... Read More...
IMAGE Keansburg Hosts Zombies & Comic Character Walk
Friday, 24 October 2014
Saturday, November 1 starting at 5 p.m. KEANSBURG, NJ - Everyone is invited to dress up and join the Halloween fun including two haunted houses. The... Read More...
Monmouth County Chamber Spooky Halloween Business Networking Party
Friday, 24 October 2014
Belford, NJ - Join the Monmouth County Chamber of Commerce for its Annual Halloween Party on Wednesday, October 29, from 6pm to 8pm at the Kedz... Read More...

Columns

IMAGE Remembering Hans Holzer’s Paranormal Investigations in NJ (Part II)
by Dennis
Friday, 24 October 2014
As was revealed in the previous article, the late Dr. Hans Holzer, famed pioneer of psychical research, helped put Port Monmouth’s Spy House on the... Read More...
IMAGE The Fountain of Youth
by Anne Mikolay
Thursday, 23 October 2014
On October 20th, actress Renee Zellweger arrived at the 2014 Elle Women in Hollywood awards with a new face. As a result of very obvious plastic... Read More...
IMAGE Review - The Skeleton Twins
by David Prown
Sunday, 19 October 2014
Recently a good friend shared that she was very amped up to see the new movie "The Skeleton Twins" playing at the Bow Tie in Red Bank. She is a big... Read More...
IMAGE Halloween Special Feature: Remembering Hans Holzer’s Paranormal Investigations in NJ (Part I)
by Dennis
Sunday, 19 October 2014
When it came to ghosts, ghouls, and stories from beyond the grave, few spoke as authoritatively as the late Dr. Hans Holzer. The Austrian-born... Read More...
IMAGE Who Put a Silver Bracelet on a Bird?
by Joe Reynolds
Saturday, 18 October 2014
As autumn progresses around New York Harbor (including the lower reaches of Sandy Hook Bay and Raritan Bay), royalty has returned to our sandy... Read More...

Upcoming Events

Sat Oct 25 @ 5:00AM - 08:00PM
Halloween Hullabaloo - Middletown
Sat Oct 25 @10:00AM - 11:30AM
Chess Club Meets - AH Library
Tue Oct 28 @ 7:00PM -
MT Town Hall Meeting - Economic Development
Wed Oct 29 @ 9:30AM - 10:00AM
Baby Story Time Ages 10 – 24 months
Wed Oct 29 @10:30AM - 10:50AM
Toddler Story Time Ages 2 & 3

anne_mikolay_2012_120As a child, my favorite Christmas decorations were the miniature glitter-houses my mother set up atop fake, cotton snow on the window sill. Known as a Putz village, these pasteboard structures with cellophane windows were routinely sold in dime stores and the Sears catalogs. Putz houses, sprinkled with glitter, were Bermuda-pink and Bermuda-blue, among other equally non-seasonal colors. I adored the little houses that today are collectibles fetching quite a pretty penny, depending upon condition.

Back in my day, holiday decorations were mainly plastic...plastic Santa, plastic reindeer, plastic bells with plastic ribbons. Mom's best ornaments were made of colorful glass, and she hung them on the tree with tinsel icicles. Poinsettias (yes, plastic) flanked our fireplace, and shelf elves or wax candles shaped like carolers adorned the end tables. Exterior decorations were limited to Christmas lights with big red, blue, green, and yellow bulbs now considered “retro”; seasonal lawn figures were non-existent.

Though I miss the simple decorations of my youth, I rather like contemporary holiday décor (no plastic!); lighted lawn reindeer and Christmas trees are beautiful. However, the lawn inflatables so popular nowadays are nothing more than eyesores to me. A four foot, inflated Winnie the Pooh is not cute, nor is the “puddle” of nylon left on the lawn when he deflates. This brings me to an inflatable lawn ornament I find most baffling: the flying pig.

The pink, winged, flying pig first appeared as a holiday decoration in my neighborhood about two years ago, at which time I posed the as yet unanswered question: what does a flying pig have to do with Christmas? An internet search failed to reveal anything other than sites selling the incongruent sow. The porker's holiday connection remains a mystery. Do people put the flying pig on their lawn at Christmas because they eat ham for the holidays? Do the politically correct employ the pink pig to convey the message they will cease saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” when pigs fly? Does the flying pig honor Miss Piggy, star of The Muppet Christmas Carol, or is it a character in an obscure children's book? Was there a pig beside the manger when Jesus was born? Was there an angel pig beside the manger? Is there a marketing tie-in somewhere? Is McDonalds stuffing happy meals with pink flying pigs these days? You know what they say...you can put lipstick (or, in this case, wings) on a pig and it's still a pig, so somebody tell me please...what does a flying pig have to do with Christmas?

Christmas decorations are meant to be whimsical, memorable. Granted, a flying pig is both, but I prefer the traditional...a Putz village, an elf on the shelf, even a plastic Santa and plastic reindeer. I will forego the traditional and embrace a pink pig as a symbol of the holiday season...when pigs fly.